Where will it end?

I just saw an advert on the tele for a Wilkinson sword quattro titanium which is a FOUR blade razor.... how ironic I should talk about this now.... I can't see the point in there being 4 blades, its staring to sound dangerous! So my question is, where will it stop? Razor companies must make lots of money in getting people to buy the latest razor hence they bring out 1 blade, 2 blades, 3 blades, 3 blades that take batteries! and now 4 blades!!! Will there ever be 5 and 6 blades?!? or perhaps a face mask filled with blades so that you just put your face in it, sneeze and you've just shaved. I think they've reached their max number of blades now surely, and will try to work on gimicks like the battery one.

Rant over.

Back by popular demand.....

Cutie one...


Awwwwwwwwwws...


"Who's this hairy bloke?"

Getting Old?

About 8 ish years ago, I helped my mum and dad dig up their whole front garden which was about 2-3 times the size of my back garden.... yet today I felt really tired just digging up half of my back garden! So why? The only conclusion I can come up with is that i must be getting old, past it, over the hill.

Perhaps if I ask my lovely girlfriend Lizzy really nicely, she will help me put the new one down once I finish digging the rest of the old one up? I probs wont put a new one down for a couple of weeks, leaving there enough time to make sure there are no weeds left in the ground... I might put some weed killer down just in case too.

Happy Easter

Some you win, some you lose...

1) Starts bad then gets better..... After my horses performed like vegetables on the grand national, I found out that ladbrooks didn't actually have my details correct on the newly created account I used to make my bets.... so they sent me an e-mail asking for my billing address again... hehehe oops.... I might forget to reply to that one!!!! £30 not lost after all :oD

2) Starts good then gets worse..... After getting my free tea and hot cross bun today from work, I managed to put the tea bag in the bag that the hot cross bun came in and begin folding it many many times.... after chatting away, I noticed my trousers had tea all over them as I had managed to wring out the whole tea bag all over them! D'OH!!!

I think that confirms the pleasure/pain theory.... now time to use my power drill....

Whats your limit???

Here's the clean version.....

For £1,000,000 would you kill a horse?

Pros
With the money you would be able to save many other horses! And even people from death, disease etc.

Cons
The horse will be dead and you will have killed it.

Remember, killing the horse is a bad action, but deciding NOT to kill the horse is another action, and that action would mean that you would not be able to put the money to something that could save many horses/people etc...

Personally, i'd kill the horse.
















...oh yeah, and i'd give the money to somewhere that would actually save peoples lives.